August 2008
I know in retrospect now it was stupid but →
Iknow i’m retarded for going but i just thought to myself, really, i live my whole life so safely. i dont drink cuz i could die. i dont do drugs. i stay at the same job for 20 years cuz i’m afraid…
TMI my nipples are still sore. I lost a bead, too.
Now boarding sw airline cattle call to houston .
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On my way home →
forced out of new orleans cuz of Gustav. It’s ok.daddy got what he came for… I just hope whatever is on my lip is a mustache friction burn.
Omg airport bacon eggs hashbrowns $11.16
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OMG Hunny. We are being evacuated from New Orleans. w00t! Forced to buy flight on SW to houston to austin. Somebody say Toldyaso. Dont Care
lawd.still up dancing
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waiting 4 biggest bulge contest
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Mmm verti mart shromp poboy
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Refuse to let weather stop me from going to NoLa. Planned to die there anyway! Trash the sex toys and delete dirty pics is all I ask!
re Project Runway: Leeann i didnt know you had it in you. Just sick!
Anyone else notice two gay Daniels lost last week on reality tv? Project Runway and Shear Genius. Synchronicity!
HIV spreading 3X the national rate in NYC. What’s goin on up thar? http://ping.fm/9WqCR
light bill down 20 bucks now that we replaced air filter but still august was hottest on record so I guess that’s good.
ooshit. i threw in one of them mechanics rags into the wash. anything not dark and colorfast is now pink-mottled =[
wut wut. Penn & Teller are calling bullshit on greening the earth and global warming on Showtime
Hurricanes be damned. They always predict them for Southern Decadence and only one swayed me
I dunno about you but that teal dress wasnt a good color for Michelle Obama.
Hooters for lunch. We actually go for the wings.
People R dumb. 22 bids on poster here http://ping.fm/iNyyM and 9.99 here http://ping.fm/HnBDK
Holla at your boy →
For steebles. I created an mp3 of Tim Gunn saying carry on make it work holla at your boy and set it as my ringtone. I don’t know what your phone uses. Download it here. (right click save as, in case…
mmm Chikn →
old starbucks lady: how’s your day so far? me: oh we just woke up me: but we did just go to Hooters old starbucks lady (with judgmental look): What? oh noooo. me: It’s ok. We’re gay. We went for the…
stuffed on Pok e Jo’s bbq reeyibs
Must stop watching James McAvoy movies. I’m not Becoming Jane but I am becoming…engorged.
Jesus Saves →
Just checked my online Geico claim status. I guess they didnt believe the twat once my photos were presented. Or something. The claim is closed and it shows only as Liability so I assume there was…
has southern decadence “senioritis”
Yer Auffed →
Keith Bryce just cried like a ho just beat by her pimp. Somebody’s in love. For this challenge I think Blayne hit the mark! Daniel made the same dress the drag queen came in with, except in puke.
from spiffie: Chitlins google http://ping.fm/4Gght
OMG yes ink me please http://ping.fm/PAOwm
The best minds of my generation were not destroyed by madness. They were destroyed by Starbucks and American Idol.
drinking at 21 →
I still don’t understand why at 18 I can decide to kill myself, and to hear tell from other people, to kill other people by smoking, and I can make an “informed” adult decision to put my life on…
Highspanic Food →
Me on a tirade at spiffie: See. THIS is why I hate hispanic and latin. WHO says hey let’s go eat some hispanic food! We are eating hispanic food, right? Colombian food is hispanic. Does anybody…
Grammar Queens →
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finally real rain this morning but i still made it to the orifice with no umbrella
when in hell did facebook allow phone numbers to show?
austin weather is still being a pricktease
I shit you not →
This would have saved me lots of trouble were I still a cholo. A godsend to levis and leather gays of the 70s too. I give you….(drumroll) The Goatee Saver!
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Lookin @Decadent Ducks pics. Lots of bears and me an otter. Will people realize I’m actually 40? When will i look like a Daddy!
Gen Xers learned everything about life from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. Most notable: Charlie didn’t sell out. Anathema to Gen X!
oh geez. Gay.com is down for the count and the gays are beside themselves. Wait til Planetout Inc goes completely under.
stuffed on sancocho from Mi Colombia
Luggage@Goodwill to replace Marlboro bags mama smoked her life away to give me. Carryon and Big Boy case $22. Ready for Southern Decadence!
The homo energy drink. Definitely NSFW →
Lusting after the Johnny Pag Spyder 300 this morning. Fake Harley Choppers, yeah! Up to 65mpg and 75mph. Fine for a “scooter”, que no?
A …
Scamming Vista-phobics http://ping.fm/kKHWR
layoffs at whole foods.nsoft cut. midway games. Will I weather, again, something that will make the dot bombs look like a picnic?
Athazagoraphobia: an abnormal and persistent fear of being forgotten or ignored. The Myspace generation.
Writer's Block: Six-Word Story →
Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can…