February 2009
lol “14-times Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps caught with bong cannabis pipe” ? http://tr.im/dwrr
January 2009
is going to see Rise of the Lycans instead of Milk because he is post-gay….and lactose intolerant.
feels like his nipples are going to explode
has, of late, found it difficult to speak in public in first person and it’s all FB status’ fault
LOL cuz he insults people with status updates by sheer serendipity. It’s all about them, right? Felipe reads the same intarwebs you do!
btw the Racism video is NSFW. Language! http://tr.im/doq4
is glad he converted from percolated drips to cafetiere
Facebookers can bypass this. 25 random things... →
25 Random Things about Me. Caveat Temptor. 1. When I was a Freshman at UT I was adopted by three Black girls. I went to Soul Night every other thursday. I joined the Innervisions Blackness Gospel…
meant 00g not 2g
discovers that a macintosh ibook power adapter “nipple” cover makes an excellent 2gauge ear plug proxy