March 2009
never thought he’d think it was ok for someone he knows to do pr0n because at least they’re not getting arrested for selling ass anymore
called Ryq to check up on him. 400 acre fire in smithville behind his house and his family us just chillaxin?
says the express line isn’t very expressive
February 2009
is celebrating the moments of his un-life
Tatortot T-Shirt Pride →
Tatortot T-Shirt Pride
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This is an old Tshirt Tatortot made for me when someone told me they hated me and I said “join the club” and then i said “i tell so…
Milk & Sugar-Let the sunshine in (Extended Mix) →
Milk & Sugar-Let the sunshine in (Extended Mix)
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MN: vjcarlo21@hotmail.com Milk & Sugar-Let the sunshine in (Extended Mix)
At the orifice and this…
sagt “Meine Lippen sie Kussen so heiss”
thought the cbscares colonoscopy sweepstakes was a joke but he just saw it on tv
thinks congressman Aaron Schock looks like he plays for my team
wonders if this is clever or racist http://tr.im/gNW8
would really like to sous-vide Casey right now
doesn’t know which he’s more excited for: watchmen or witch mountain
wonders why people use wall posts for personal messaging on facebook as if it’s a conversation
wonders how bad it is to drink milk with every meal if you’re lactose intolerant in order to look good in that memorial weekend swimsuit
has no idear why he keeps singing First Be a Woman this morning. Must not watch RuPaul before bed anymore.
just requested new orifice chair in a color that “matches coffee stains”
admonishes the Protestants to not wipe Catholic foreheads today. It’s supposed to be there.
thinks the Safari beta is pretty zippy. Needs more social like Flock.
Duke Ellington on back of D.C. quarter - UPI.com →
Duke Ellington on back of D.C. quarter - UPI.com
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Jazz icon Duke Ellington is the first African-American musician on a U.S. coin, his image on the back of…
Don't Buy Here: 10 Companies That Hate The Gays /... →
Don’t Buy Here: 10 Companies That Hate The Gays / Queerty
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With the economy ever tanking, now is as good a time as any to take stock of where your gay…
wishes everyone a happy Mardi Gras
Tech-Ex: Father Allows Son Play "CoD" If He... →
Tech-Ex: Father Allows Son Play “CoD” If He Observes the Geneva Conventions
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According to a report, a father has mandated to his gamer son that if he…
has flight to new orleans for labor day weekend boughten
ate something past its due date bc he figured that which does not kill makes hi thinner
Spaceship broken, need parts →
Spaceship broken, need parts
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This guy would be banking in this town.
thinks this guy would be banking in the Austin http://tr.im/gH4R
doesn’t even have enough gusto to Laissez vous les bon temps roulez and for 20 yrs has had ash wed off but this year doesnt care.
thinks Penelope won for Best Dress
wonders if Warhol dressed Miley Cyrus today.
has snuggie!
says Oh shizzy. Company coming over? 2 mos to clean the apartment was perhaps 2 long?
is breaking in his new cafetiere
jessica williams - I Am Woman (Dance Mix) - Free... →
jessica williams - I Am Woman (Dance Mix) - Free MP3 Stream on IMEEM Music
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Listen to jessica williams I Am Woman (Dance Mix) free on imeem. Find fans of I Am…
Stars In Their Eyes →
Stars In Their Eyes
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The video to Just Jack’s Stars In Their Eyes
quotables →
TXDaddy:One little depression and customer service is back.
it's anarchy →
Me:so
Me:did they give you a cuter face
Me:that’s what we really want to know
inkspotch:LOL
BooBoi21:no still the same face
BooBoi21: i still have to go back for…
The Pointer Sisters - Slow Hand →
The Pointer Sisters - Slow Hand
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The Pointer Sisters version
doesnt remember if he shared his new favorite achievement of schadenfreude site here http://www.fmylife.com/ It’s twitter for losers lol
The Care and Feeding of Your Homosexual: A User's... →
The Care and Feeding of Your Homosexual: A User’s Guide for Straights
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best of craigslist : 10 Reasons Why I Hate My... →
best of craigslist : 10 Reasons Why I Hate My Girlfriend’s Gay Best-Friend
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1) You aren’t just gay, you’re over-the-top gay. Guys are not female; never should one be…
Retrospect 8 beta may be my saviour. #tech
F*** MY LIFE (beta) : Share your sad but true... →
F*** MY LIFE (beta) : Share your sad but true everyday life stories
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I woke up to find my apartment flooded and my property management has a emergency number that goes to…
doesnt know what macque choux is but he has to find some now. Yey Karla!
SNUGGIE PUB CRAWL - Austin, TX - Date: TBD →
SNUGGIE PUB CRAWL - Austin, TX - Date: TBD
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Select your city | Select One…Chicago, ILAtlanta, GAAustin, TXBoston, MADallas, TXDenver, COLos Angeles,…
Our 50 Funniest (True!) Stories | Funny Stuff |... →
Our 50 Funniest (True!) Stories | Funny Stuff | Reader’s Digest
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The best 50 hilarious true stories from issues of Reader’s Digest past.
Police say bullet lodged in hair weave; woman OK |... →
Police say bullet lodged in hair weave; woman OK | ksdk.com | St. Louis, MO
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City…
Vehicle crashes into Texadelphia at 15th and San... →
Vehicle crashes into Texadelphia at 15th and San Antonio. Pic… on TwitPic
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Share photos with your friends on twitter with twitpic. No signup…
25 reasons we love Austin, Texas - US and Canada-... →
25 reasons we love Austin, Texas - US and Canada- msnbc.com
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Austin, the quirky Texas capital, sways to the strum of its own guitar. Here are 25 reasons to…
The Parents of Murdered 8th Grader Sue EVERYONE... →
The Parents of Murdered 8th Grader Sue EVERYONE For Not Forcing Him to be Less Gay / Queerty
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This time last year, 15-year-old California eighth…
DIY: Create Skittles-Flavored Vodka →
DIY: Create Skittles-Flavored Vodka
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Certain combinations of things are practically fated to be together: peanut butter and jelly, nachos and cheese,…